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PORSCHE = Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
TWITTER = Tweets Will Inform The Target Environment Rapidly
HATERS = Having Anger Towards Everyone Reaching Success
DRAMA = Dumb Retards Asking for More Attention
PMS = Pre-Marital Sex
CNY = Cash Notes Yearly

MOTOR = Most Of Them Only for Racing
SINGLE = Stress Is Now Gone, Life's Easier
GLEE = God Loves Everyone Equally
DIET = Do I Eat Today?
TEMPLE = Telling Everyone Must Pray, Like Everyday!
MAID = Mother Actually In Disguise
DEMON = Dead; Everyday Making Others Nauseous
PLAYBOY = Perfect Liar And Young Bastard On You
RUMORS = Rumors are Usually Made Up Of Ridiculous Shit
FATHER = Faithful And Trustworthy, Honoring Every Responsibilities
CCB = Cute Crying Baby
M.T.W.T.F =  Made To Wait Til Friday
A,S.A.P = As Slow As Possible
UGLY = U Gotta Love Yourself
BREAST = Boys Really Enjoy All Sizes Though
ABC = Always Be Careful
FAMILY = Father And Mother, I Love You
CATS = Cuddle And Touching Softly
BMW =  Big Money Waster
DHL = Delivery Halfway Lost
HOPE = Have Only Positive Expectations
TWITTER = Things Which I Type That Everyone Reads , Thoughts Which I Think They Enjoy Reading
ABCDEFG = A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl, A Boy Continues Disappointing Every Faithful Girl
HOLLAND = Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies
JOY = Jesus Overshadows You
LIFE = Living Isn't Freaking Easy, Living It Fully Everyday!
UMBRELLA = Umbrella Must Bring, Raining Everyday Like Lake Already
FLOOD = Filling Lots Of Overflowing Drains
TIME = Thing I Must Learn!
SHIT = So Happy Its Tuesday or Thursday!
TUMBLR = Things Understood by Many, But Less Remembered
BITCH= Beautiful Individual That Corrects Hoes
BIEBER= Believe In Everything, Because Everything is Reachable
IPHONE= Individuals Payed Hundreds On Nothing Exciting
BOSS = Built On Self Success
MICROSOFT= Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
FINALS= Fuck, I Never Actually Learned Shit
RIP = Rest In Planking, Really Inspiring Person
TEAM= Together Everyone Achieves More
PLANKING= People Lying Around Not Knowing It's Not Good
SHAG= So How? AGain?
HIM= He Is Mine!
FLU - Fluids Leaking Unstoppably
NERD = Never Ever Right Dude
MYE (Mid-Year Exams) = May You Endure
TEAM = Together Everyone Achieves More
WOMEN = Want One Man Every Night
DIET - Doubt I'll Ever Try
APPLE= Apple Prevents People from Leaving Earth
PORSCHE = Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
INSOMNIA = I Never Sleep On Most Nights, I'm Awake
LIFE = Let It Flow Easily
ROSE= Really Outstanding & Sweet Everyday
GPS = Go Perfectly Straight
B.R.B. = Be. Ready. Bitch
GAY. = Gorgeous And Young!
BITCH = Boys, I'm Taking Charge Here!
SLIM = Successfully Lost Immense Mass
BIMBO= Best In Managing B*tches Only
FAIL = Forget About It, Loser, First Attempt In Learning
FYI - Fuck You Idiot!
MORNING= Making Others Randomly Not Interested, Nothing's Good
MARRIAGE - Men Are Rarely Right In A Girl's Eyes
CLASS = Come Late And Start Sleeping
BITCHES = Beautiful Individuals That Can Handle Every Situation
KFC = Keeps Fattening Children
SCHOOL = Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Life
MATHS = Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students
DIET - Don't Indulge Every Time
HATERS = Having Anger Towards Everyone Reaching Success
POOR = Passing Over Opportunities Repeatedly
INDIA= I'll Never Do It Again
HOMEWORK = Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge
NASA = No Aliens Seen Anywhere
PROMISES= People Really Only Make It Sound Extra Simple
GREAT - Get Really Excited About Today
JAPAN = Japanese Are Pretty Angry Now
HATE = Having Anger Towards Everything
LIFE = Learning Is Fun & Exciting, Lol, It Fucks Everything
BOYS = Being Obnoxious Youthful Souls
FML= Feed Me Lollipop
BTW = By The Way,  Born This Way
MAC= Most Awesome Computer
DIET = Did I Eat That?
WATER =. Wonderful And Totally Energizing Refreshment
DRAMA = Dumb Retards Asking for More Attention
PMS = Pre-Marital Sex, Psychotic Mood Shift
HTML= Hard To Make Love
JAGUAR= Just Another Great, Unbelievable Amazing Ride
OSAMA = Oh Shit, Another Monday Again
BEER = Beginning Enjoy, Ending Regret
SPAM= Seriously, Poor Advertising Method!
ISLAM = I Sincerely Love All Muslims
TGIF= Today, God Is Free
CSI = Cannot Stop Investigating!
LIFE = Love Is For Everyone
SMILE = Showing Miracle In Little Effort
TEST = Torturing Every Student Tremendously
BITCH = Boastful Individual That Creates Haters
SCHOOL = Sucks Children's Happiness Out Of Life
LAME - Loony And Mildly Entertaining
MOAN= Making Others Annoyed at Night
MCDONALD - Making Children Diners Order Nuggets And Large Drinks
CNY = Cash Notes Yearly
ANDROID = Actually Nothing Distinct, Really Only Iphone Duplication
RSVP= Reply and Send Valuable Presents
JAGUAR = Just A Guess, U Are Rich
UGLY = Unperfect Guys Loving You
WTF - Worse Than Failure
WAFFLES - Water And Flour Forms Lovely Exemplary Snacks
LADY GAGA - Like All Damaged Youths, Great At Getting Attention
THOR - The Hammer's Over Rated
RAMBO - Running Around Mindlessly Blasting Others
IPOD - Intuitive Playlist Organizing Device
FAMILY = Friends And Money I Love You!
ALARM - A Loud And Ringing Machine
DILDO - Daringly Inserting Large Disgusting Objects
TSA - Touching Sensitive Areas
TORRENT - The Official Reason Regarding Everybody Not Taping
SKYPE - Skype Keeps Your Phone Economical
VODKA - Very Overpowering Drink, Killing Agony
MR. BEAN = Mr. Rowan, Being Entertaining And Noiseless
CHEF= Creating Heavenly Extraordinary Food
CROCS - Crocs Really Offend Current Shoes
ADIDAS - All Day I Dream About Soccer
WIFE = Washing, Ironing, Feeding, Etc.

This is Nicopanda, an iPhone case designed by Nicola Formichetti, it is traveling the world with his owner @travelwizards (instagram). Jetsetting and photographed at various countries' landmark! Following this panda does remind us that the world is our oyster and remember to take a break from our hectic lives to at least travel and explore the world. This is specially dedicated to all the solo travelers out there! Be brave & take a chance, make new memories and friends one country at a time! Here are some of the pictures from @pandajetsetter or via Tumblr  
Nicopanda at Infinity Pool, Marina Bay Sands, Singapore
Nicopanda at Universal Studio with Kung Fu Panda, Singapore Nicopanda at Amsterdam Canal, Netherlands Nicopanda at Piccadilly Circus, London Nicopanda at Sultan Omar Ali Saifuddien Mosque, Bandar Seri Begawan, Brunei Darussalam Nicopanda at Amsterdam Centraal Station, Holland Nicopanda first snow at Holland Nicopanda at Lavender Fields, Sault, Provence, South of France Nicopanda at Musee Du Louvre, Paris, France Nicopanda at Dinant, (where Saxophone is invented), Belgium Nicopanda at Brabo Fountain, Antwep, Belgium Nicopanda at Atomium, Brussels, Belgium Nicopanda at Basel, Switzerland Nicopanda at Tower Bridge, London, United Kingdom Nicopanda at Eiffel Tower, Paris, France Nicopanda at Downtown San Francisco, United States of America Follow him on instagram @pandajetsetter or via Tumblr for more travel adventures!
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